His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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