We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
