If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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