The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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