i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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