turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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