i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
