making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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