The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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