please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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