Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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