the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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