I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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