they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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