I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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