So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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