Can Purell be used as lube?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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