Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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