Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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