How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
