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3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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