You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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