Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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