It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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