Dual....:-)
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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