Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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