Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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