When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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