i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i think i have herpe
just one?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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