Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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