so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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