so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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