How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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