We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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