Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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