He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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