is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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