Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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