4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
