R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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