Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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