You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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