Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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