dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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