i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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