You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
