He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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