4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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