it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I love you. Go after that dick
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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