So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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