Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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