Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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