would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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