Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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