We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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