I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Come on in and take your pants off
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