i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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