Well apparently he's into motor boating.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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