I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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