No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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